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Tom Delay is one of this country's most honest and upstanding community leaders.  Everyone knows this.  So the news that he was being indicted by a left leaning district attorney in Texas came as a terrible shock to the entire nation, including myself.

As soon as I heard the news, I KNEW this had to be the work of the vast left wing conspiracy. I had heard of this left wing conspiracy before, but I decided to look into it a bit more for myself. I started calling some of my conservative friends, and they all seemed to agree that it was the media, homos and atheists.

It all made sense, except for one thing, the financing. Republicans own all the businesses in the world. Reporters work for practically nothing. Homosexuals can't stay employeed in one place for long before they are found out and fired. And Atheists seem to "never catch a lucky break". Hmmmm wonder why that is, maybe it could be that someone is... I don't know... watching them to make sure things DONT go right for them? I'll give you a hint, his name is God!  Booyakasha!  Anyway, so where did the left wing come up with the cash to fund their campaign of FUD against our good friend Tom DeLay?

Wait, what about Teresa Heniz Kerry and her loser husband, John "long face" Kerry?   They are fricking loaded.  I checked into it, but it wasn't them either.  So I called in a few favors and got a phone call from a "high ranking" republican party member.  That's when he dropped the bomb on me. He named the source of the left wing funding.

It's... Zoro!!

I couldn't believe it when he said it... so I asked if he was sure. "You bet I am. It's all coming from the Zoros' Foundation." Apparently the Zoros family has a Foundation run by the eldest and most sneaky Zoro of them all, George Zoros.

The more I thought about it, the more it made sense. Zoros are known for being "good guys" and yet they steal money.  They al Then I remembered another thing about the Zoros, they "robbed from the rich to give to the poor." If that doesn't sum up the Democrats fiscal plan then what does?

I am going to begin an internet search for the Zoros and see if I can't track down this evil man and his "Zoros Foundation." We can't let this slide. If the greatest of us (Tom DeLay) can be brought up on this ticky-tack charges (ohhh money laundering, whats next, driving without a seat belt? Gimme a break) then who among us is truly safe from Zoros?