2 + 2 = 5#
2 + 2 = 5  in your face liberals I get lots of hate mail that talks about this 2+2=5 reference from some book, I have no idea what their point is but they look like this:
Nice Newspeak you bastard.  I bet you were born in 1984.  2+2=5 right?
You take the term "Orwellian Nutjob" to new heights. 2+2=5!  War is peace!  F*ck you, you piece of sh*t!
I expect this kind of stuff from liberal pussies. But this 2+2=5 thing really made me think.

You see, in the eyes of a liberal 2+2=5 can NEVER be true. To them, even God can not make 2+2=5... that's right, they don't even believe that God can have power over math and science. Idiots.

So I am going to PROVE that 2+2=5.

Click "Read More..." to see the Mathmatical proof that will cause all liberals to STFU!!

Science is it's own religion to these pussie liberals, and I am about to reveal the truth behind it: it's all bogus, and if God deems 2+2=5, then there is nothing you can do about it, it is just so.

                a = b
              a^2 = ab
          a^2-b^2 = ab-b^2
       (a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)
              a+b = b
               2b = b
                2 = 1
              2+3 = 1+3
                5 = 4
                5 = 2+2


OH SNAP!!! Now what are you going to do you liberal terrorist lovers?  I just bitch slapped your precious math and what can you do about it? Nothing!!

Do you still not get it!?!  God is the greatest!  He is greater than science, he is greater than math, and he is greater than everything in the world.

God: 1     Math: 0


 

Monday, April 17, 2006 #    Comments [12]  | 

 

Sunday, February 18, 2007 10:12:58 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Nice.

While that's vaguely interesting, it doesn't prove any existence of any supernatural being whatsoever.

Also, since when does math belong to liberals? (and since when are liberals terrorist lovers???) Chances are you use math as well.

Finally, if God is so omniscient and all that, why did he make math so full of holes? Obviously this can't be the work of an intelligent designer, right? :P

x = .999...
10x = 9.999...
10x - x = 9
9x = 9
x = 1
.999... = 1

-Yet another freethinker
lollermelon
Sunday, February 18, 2007 10:16:53 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
When you divide by (a-b), since a=b, you effectively divide by zero. That's why it doesn't work. You can't divide by zero. Now try to understand... ohhhh math... so hard.... mmmm.... complicated... mmmm i can't figure out that 2 and 2 can't equal 5... mmmm
JesuLover
Wednesday, March 07, 2007 10:06:38 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
wow thats just retarded. you are just rewriting basic laws of math. (a=b)=(2=2) (im using 2 as the variable right now). It all works out till a+b=b. 2+2 does not equal 2.
logical people: 1 people who make up bull crap: 0
matt
Friday, March 09, 2007 3:31:28 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
if a=b then (a-b)=0, so (a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b) -> (a+b)*0 = b*0 -> 0=0

This would have been in a "spot the error" problem.
out-there
Sunday, March 18, 2007 9:45:47 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Oh yah god may be able to change that the dumbass who runs this site certainly can not make 5=4.
matt
Sunday, March 18, 2007 10:23:56 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I want everyone to look at the following collection of words that "matt" put together.

I guess he thought that people who speak American would be able to figure out what he was trying to say, but I have to be honest, I have no clue.

Oh yah god may be able to change that the dumbass who runs this site certainly can not make 5=4.

Matt might be retarted, so maybe that is the reason he can't put a sentence together, but seriously, if you can't put 1 single sentence together that someone can read and understand, then why post at all? Seriously.
Tuesday, July 03, 2007 5:58:04 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
2+2 does not equal 5 dumbass , 2+2 = God is gay.... And if god hates these homosexuals why the fuck did he create them.
danny
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 4:06:34 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
As was stated, the proof is (obviously) wrong; Many sites deal with why, here's the first one google listed: http://mathforum.org/library/drmath/view/57116.html




Additionally, in reference to "lollermelon"'s comment that .999... = 1, that's correct. There is a law that says that between any two numbers lies another number, and between .999... and 1, there can be no number. Thus .999.. and 1 are the same number.
1/9 = .11111...
2/9 = .22222...
..
8/9 = .88888...
9/9 = .99999... or 1




LAK, I was going to let this go because up until your last comment I honestly thought this joke was some extreme form of satire, but apparently you're just "retarted". The sentence makes enough sense to me, it's just missing a semicolon and a comma:

[i]Oh yah, god may be able to change that; the dumbass who runs this site certainly can not make 5=4.[/i]

Finally, your above proof can be found on numerous sites on the internet and you most certainly did not write it yourself.
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 4:37:17 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Upon further review, it looks like this site <i>is</i> your form of satire, and I should probably apologize for the above accusations, but note that they are directed towards the extremists that unfortunately will agree with the points on the site, and the "non-satirical owner" of the site.

The proof is still wrong :P
Monday, May 26, 2008 7:36:45 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Neither some smart-ass blogger nor god can divide by zero.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008 8:59:02 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
God can dividie by zero, no problem.

It is so easy for him!

That's not all he can do. When you are looking at imaginary numbers like SqRt( -1 ), well for God those numbers aren't imaginary, they are as real as positive integers are for us. He is THAT good.
Thursday, June 12, 2008 7:42:24 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
the universe is only 5,000 years old.
If the Avogadro constant(avocadro ?) can remmain constant, couldn't God have a constant ?
Whatever he wants it to be. So by simple reasoning : If I believe in God, and God thinks whatever he wants to think, therefore I can think what I want because God said so.
If you want, I'll break it down into small excrements you can understand.
Morans.
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