Announcing OsamaLovesObama.com!#
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce the creation of a new website: OsamaLovesObama.com, to address what I consider to be the greatest danger to our country in the last 400 years.

Some say Obama is not a terrorist, and yet he has still not denied it!!

Do you know he was raised in Hawaii???  That is practically a foreign country; half way to China, the original Pearl Harbor bombers!

Like most Dumb-o-crats, Obama thinks that just because he want to Harvard Law, that means that he is smarter than most people, including our President George W. Bush.

Obama wants to fund "science", which is another way of saying that he doesn't believe that the Earth is 6000 years old.

Maybe Obama needs to read his Koran more!!

Also, Obama claims to be black... so let me address this next point in 2 ways, based on color.

If you are white, read the next line.  If you are black, please skip this line and move down to the spot "Blacks start here again".  Don't cheat!

Whites read here
Ok, my fellow white Republicans.  Do you really want to let a black person into the white house??  I mean, remember back when Powell was going to run, and we were like.... oohhhh CRAP!!!  I mean, can you imagine what would happen.  The white house would be filled with "rap music" and "house parties" at all hours, keeping our nation from getting any work done.  Welfare would be extended to everyone, and think of the millions of dollars that you would have to pay in reparations!!!  Have you ever heard of a President sipping on a 40 while meeting with the joint chiefs??  Well that would be our reality!  So let me leave you with one thought "Secretary of Defense 50 Cent".  Is that what you want?  Now, skip over the black section and move down to the bottom.

Blacks start here again 
I want to speak to you blacks, not as a white Republican who has been holding you down so many years, not as a racist, or support of racism, but rather, as a fellow American.  You have been waiting years for a black president.  But I am afraid that I must break the news to you: Obama is half white.  You see, he is truely not black.  He never grew up on welfare, he was living in other counties.  His white mom raised this boy to be as white as the snow.  He is mocking you by calling himself black.  Next time you see Obama, ask him what kind of music he likes.  10 bucks says he doesn't say Gansta Rap.  If you want to support a REAL black man, I suggest you look into a great black man named Alan Keys.  This guy will really make you love the Republican party, and reall make you proud to hate gays.

EVERYONE

Finally, I would just like to point out 3 things that I think are critical reasons why Obama is not qualified to be president:

  1. Obama sounds like Osama
  2. Barak is an arabic name
  3. His middle name is Hussein

Remember to check out OsamaLovesObama.com, which can also be accessed by BarakHusseinObama.com and BarakOsama.com.

Thank you, and remember to support the President, George W. Bush, and vote GOP (God's own party).

Sunday, February 11, 2007 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

Sunday, February 11, 2007 2:30:06 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
He passes himself off as African-American. Yet his father is from Kenya and his mother was the Swiss Miss poster girl, according to Stewart/Colbert. He's only first generation; his ancestors missed all the centuries of edifying experiences that strengthen the real African-Americans. Really, he's African-African-American.
snorky
Monday, February 12, 2007 3:11:29 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
steven colbert is the man. But my honest opinion on obama is that people dont know anything about him so they asume
he is all that because CNN loves him. Al sharpton couldnt tell bill one thing Obama has done politically. If obama was white he wouldnt have all the coverage he does and not nearly the amount of popularity.
no1
Friday, February 16, 2007 12:06:17 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
"Do you know he was raised in Hawaii??? That is practically a foreign country"

Actually, it's in the US.

"he doesn't believe that the Earth is 6000 years old"

In common with anybody else with more than a few brain cells
Free Thinker
Friday, February 16, 2007 3:21:49 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
"China, the original Pearl Harbor bombers!"

It was Japan...
That one guy
Friday, February 16, 2007 3:26:51 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

How do you know?

Where you there??

Even if you WERE there, you think you could tell the difference between a Jap and a Chinaman as he flys over you at 300 mph in a plane wearing an oxygen mask??

I guess you just "Accept" everything you read as fact and never question anything... sign of a weak mind.

Friday, February 16, 2007 6:21:39 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
That One Guy,

It wasn't Japan.

It wasn't China.

You can get it right by listening closely to Professor John Belushi's pronouncement in that greatest of all university-level presentations in the "Animal House", a documentary that humbles even Al Gore's feeble attempt at asserting the truth.
snorky
Tuesday, February 20, 2007 11:39:45 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
ojamba is going to be the man. the man who jams your white daughter. long live ojamba
rukallstar
Thursday, March 01, 2007 8:04:04 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I guess you just "Accept" everything you read as fact and never question anything... sign of a weak mind.

How hypocritical is it for you to say this when you don't question anything in the Bible?
Fletcher
Thursday, March 01, 2007 8:10:02 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
In addition, how do you expect to gain the support of black people by attempting to appeal to their stereotypical tastes and on the other hand, attempt to appeal to whites by using that same stereotype against him? How are you not going to call yourself a bigot?
Fletcher
Wednesday, March 14, 2007 9:42:41 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Barak is an East African name, asshole, and is originally descended from Hebrew.

Do some fucking research before you start making claims.
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