Physicists Closer To Proving God Exists (and hates Democrats)#

A while ago I posted about this very subject.  Physicists (which are like scientists, except they believe in the Bible) believed that they could prove God exists with some new machine somewhere or whatever.

Well, guess what atheists??  They are very close now!!!

Physicist expects 'God particle' will be found soon

HAHAHHAAA STFU liberals and atheists!!  Now what do you all you scientists have to say huh???  Where is your Darwin now??  Or would you prefer Richard Dawkins??

Doesn't matter, you will all go to hell!! HAHA LOL.  Sux 2 b u!  :)

What I am wondering is this, how many of you atheists are going to come crying to me for forgiveness?  Asking me to pray to God on your behalf, begging for his mercy??  I got sour news for you Jack.  I might pretend to help you, but when I say my prayer I will be telling God what I really think of you people. 

Smite them Lord.  Now they know the truth, let them suffer for their evil ways!  Rain down hot acid upon them and their family!!  Strike their friends and loved ones with terrible disease!!! OH YES IT WILL BE GREAT!

You see atheists, you picked the way of the wicked, the way of evil, the way of satan, instead of siding with the ever lasting love, joy and compassion of God.  Now BURN IN HELL FOR EVER!!!

UPDATE:

The physics evidence for God just keeps piling up!  Based on this, it seems they have used physics to prove the Bible is RIGHT!!  Suck it scientists!!  You guys suck.  There's a new sherrif in town, and their name is "physicists" and they aren't constrainted by your evil science ways!

 

Thursday, April 10, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Dems Cant Take A Hint, Try SCHIP Again!#

The Dumass-crats can't seem to TAKE A HINT!

A few weeks ago they tried to pass a law that would expand the so-called SCHIP program, to cover even MORE poor kids who get sick.

Republicans were very polite in their response... "Thanks, but no thanks."

We came up with some nice reasons why we didn't want to vote for this bill.  Stuff like "we don't want to pay for people who are already insured" and "we don't think the government should be in the healthcare industry" etc.

So even though we voted against it, and Bush vetoed it, and Republicans banded together to block the veto-override, the Demon-crats are putting the bill up AGAIN today for another vote.

Ok Democrats, we tried to be nice, but I guess now we have to give you the cold hard truth.

We don't care about sick poor kids.  OK??

These aren't my kids!  My kids have health insurance!  I don't care about these kids, I have never even met one of them!

If we are going to dumb millions into paying for these kids to see a doctor when they get sick, how are we going to fund the war in Iraq??  Tell me that one!  How are we going to fund the war in Afganistan??  How are we going to fund our war in Iran? (coming soon)  I am still enjoying the "tax cuts for the rich" that Bush and his Republican congress put in years ago... you want to take that away from me too??? 

And... lets get right to the point. 

There is a reason these kids come from poor familes, and there is a reason they are sick.  God made it so.  If these kids were better people, and better Christians, maybe they wouldn't have been born into a poor familiy, and maybe they wouldn't have gotten sick.

Who are we to stand in the way of God?  If God wills a little girl to get leukemia, He is clearly sending a message that this girl doesn't deserve to be around.  Maybe she is going to grow up to be the next Hitler and God is trying to stop her!  The Dems would love to see another Hitler, so I guess it all makes sense.

So Dems, we tried to be nice about it, but you just kept pushing.  We will NEVER vote for this, or any other healthcare bill that isn't helping our economy by aiding big pharma ok?  So get over it and STFU!

 

Thursday, October 25, 2007 #    Comments [11]  | 

 

Teach Both Sides: Is this supposed to be a joke?#

I don't get this comic. What is the joke supposed to be?

 

Monday, June 25, 2007 #    Comments [11]  | 

 

Darwin and Hitler: Satan's "Dream Team"#

Darwin and Hitler both believed in the exact same things.  If Darwin had never spoken out against God, Hitler never would have killed billions! I have been comparing Hitler to Darwin for years, and now I am being proven right beyond a shadow of a doubt! Not only did these 2 have a LOT in common, it turns out that they were basically a tag team for Satan!

In fact, did you know that WWII would have never happened if not for Darwin?!?  Did they teach that to you in school?  No!  (Because all the teachers are either stupid or liberal nutjobs ...most are stupid.)

"Darwin's Deadly Legacy," a new TV special that will air this summer will shed light on how Hitler and Darwin worked together to destroy the world.

This groundbreaking documentary from Dr. Kennedy and Coral Ridge Ministries, looks into the chilling social impact of Darwin's theory of evolution -- and the mounting evidence that Darwin had it wrong on the origin of life.

This 60 minute special featuring Ann Coulter, author of Godless; Richard Weikart, author of From Darwin to Hitler, Lee Strobel, author of The Case for a Creator; Jonathan Wells, author of Icons of Evolution; Phillip Johnson, author of Darwin on Trial; Michael Behe, author of Darwin’s Black Box, and Ian Taylor, author of In the Minds of Men will show why evolution is a bad idea that should be discarded into the dustbin of history.

Darwin said that people are apes, and we would be better off if we kept the "least evolved" humans from having kids.

So Hitler took his advice! 

Hitler said "Hey Darwin says there is no God, so I guess if I were to kill a billion people it would be ok."

Then he studied Darwins work even harder and was like "Oh, it says that if we kill all the 'weak' humans it will actually make us stronger and better!  Darwin wants me to kill all the Jews and brown haired bastards!  Ok, Darwin... I'll do it!"

WWII was under way, and Satan's Dream Team had done it's part.

Darwin and Hitler had together killed millions, and fired the first salvo against God, trying to convince people that God was not real, making the strengh of the Devil even stronger.

So now we look at our world today... the evidence of Satan's strangle hold on us is clear!  Democrats in power.  Liberals free to bloviate about "science" and other crap.  Homosexuals feeling free to "come out" even though God wants them to be Heterosexual.  Muslums being elected to congress!  Bush's approval ratings are at record lows!

Thanks Darwin.  You must be pretty proud of yourself.  All those people who died on 9/11 would be alive today if not for you.  Rot in Hell!

 

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

Explanation of Why Evolution Is Wrong#

Everyone needs to watch this.

Explains perfectly why the Bible is true!

 

Sunday, February 18, 2007 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

How Ironic! Scientsts on the verge of proving God exists!!#
And then God was like... hey, I got yo God particle right hear.  BOOM!  And then he killed everyone.

Scientists believe that they are only months away from proving once and for all that God exists!!!

What will Satanists, errr I mean Atheists like Richard Dawkins have to say, when their fellow liberal scientists have turned against them?? 

What will Muslums and Democrats say?? 

Will they beg for our (Christian Republican) forgiveness??  Will they agree that the Bible is true?  Will we finally be able to outlaw homosexuality?  Will slavery be legalized again? 

My God it will be a great time to be alive!!  Stay tuned!

Thursday, February 15, 2007 #    Comments [49]  | 

 

Global Warming Proven False#

Global warming is false, just look how cold it is out there. I think this about sums it up.

The hearing on 'WARMING OF THE PLANET' had to be cancelled because of an ice storm.

And yet these Global Warming idiots don't get it!

Global warming is just a lie!

Thursday, February 15, 2007 #    Comments [29]  | 

 

Lewis Black Mocks My Beliefs!!#

This "comedian" who openly admits that he is a Jew, suggests that I am a "F*ck nut"!! WTF!!

The worst part is that he is trying to make fun of us for realizing that fossils were put in the earth by the devil to try and convince us that God is not real!

But does Lewis give 1 single reason for why the Devil couldn't have done this?? NO!!



For all I know, Lewis is under the power of the Devil right now!!

Ever heard the phrase "Here comes the Devil, dressed in black"?  Well now remember that "Black" is Lewis Black's LAST NAME!! OMG!! 

I suppose that is just a conincidence too!?

 

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

True Cause Of Global Warming: Dinosaur Farts?#

This week, Congress held its first hearings on the bogus IPCC report on climate change. That report, which was put together without a single representative from the religious communities, "concluded" that global warming is “unequivocal” and human activity is the main driver, “very likely” causing most of the rise in temperatures since 1950.

Notice that they only say it is "very likely."

Why are they not 100% sure?  Because it isn't true.  If it were true, they could say "We are sure that global warming is real" but they can't say that can they?

There are still things unaccounted for, like the possability that Dinosaur Flatulance.

My good friend Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA), had something to say on the subect.  "We don’t know what those other cycles were caused by in the past. Could be dinosaur flatulence, you know, or who knows?"

Exactly!

Dinosaurs were all over the earth just a few thousand years ago, and they were really big.

Their farts could... to this day... still be warming our atmosphere, the way God intended it to... naturally!

Global warming is just a scare tactic used by the left and the scientists to scare people into thinking they are smart.

Don't believe it!

 

Monday, February 12, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Atheists Are Dumb! God Is Real!1!1!1!#
Boom!!!

Boo-ya!! In yo face atheists!!! Suck it!!
 
What have you go to say now you Atheist idiots??  You gonna burn!!
 
 
Wednesday, January 17, 2007 #    Comments [15]  | 

 

"Physics" Enrollment At All Time High??? WTF!!#
God hates people who believe in black holes!

This is terrible news!!

"More U.S. high-school students are taking physics than ever before, and the number of physics bachelor's degree recipients in the nation has increased 31 percent since 2000, according to new data presented today by the American Institute of Physics (AIP)."
Does this mean that we are losing the war on science??

Could this be an effect of the Democrats taking over the Senate?? How could this be?!?!?

We need to get a fresh push for I.D. to be taught instead of "physics."
Friday, January 12, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Scientists Forcing Their 'Belief' On Noah's Grand Canyon!!#
Noahs Flood is obviously what caused the Grand Canyon.  Its just common sense! Every good Republican Christian knows that the Grand Canyon was caused by Noah's Flood.

God was sick of people and decided, in his mercy and love, to kill every last creature on the entire planet, except for Noah and the animals he could fit on his Ark.

As I showed before, Noah and his sons utilized flying Dinosaurs to travel the lands collecting animals for the Ark. This allowed him to get all the animals on the planet in short order, otherwise it would of course have been impossible to do.

Now scientists are starting to complain because the Bush administration is "not allowing" the geologists at the Grand Canyon National Park to tell the visitors lies and falsehoods.

What kind of lies?  How about, that the Grand Canyon was NOT caused by Noah's Flood!  WTF!?!?  These scientists can't just STFU can they?!  I bet they don't even believe that Noah lived to be 900 years old!!  Idiots.

Ok scientists, I'll bite.  If it wasn't caused by Noahs flood, then what was it caused by?

Their answer, after the jump, will shock you!

Friday, December 29, 2006 #    Comments [23]  | 

 

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