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We know the blacks love drive-bys.

For those of you who live in Real America, far from the ghetto, a drive-by is nothing like a drive-thru. 

A "drive-by" is where some black "thugs" drive past some others and pull out their guns and start shooting each other. 

It's a "coming of age" thing for black people, kinda like first communion for us.

Well, it appears that Barack Hussein Obama is no different when it comes to drive-bys, but as president he has the ability to make sure he never loses one of these ghetto turf wars:

The only question I have is: Will Obama use this gun on innocent whites?

I think we know the answer....

I think I'm gonna be sick.

I want you to think about this....

Think about it hard....

News organizations are reporting that foreigners all over the world are CELEBRATING Obama's victory.

You read that correctly.... they are actually publically celebrating this.

These people aren't Americans.

They are foreigners.

They don't speak English.

They get 2 months vacation time a year.

They get their healthcare paid for.

They speak different languages.

Some speak more than 1 language.

They have dark skin (some of them).

They aren't Christians.

Some are even Muslums!

Some are even ATHEISTS!!!

SOME ARE EVEN SOCIALISTS!!!!!

SOME ARE EVEN HOMOSEXUALS!!!!!!

SOME ARE EVEN FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!

SOME ARE MUSLUM ATHEIST SOCIALIST HOMOSEXUAL FRENCH EXTREMISTS!!!!!!

And they are CELEBRATING this Obama victory.

Take a step back and just THINK about that.

Disgusting... it makes me want to puke!

If I were God I would smite the liberals immediately.  Why doesn't he????

The choice is clear.

You can vote for McCain, and spend eternity in Heaven:

Or you can vote for Obama and spend eternity in Hell:

The choice is yours.

Do you guys like my wifes car?

I thought I would put a picture of it up so you can see how you should be supporting McCain if you want to go to heaven. 

(Click for a larger version)

Basically, they are all negro loving terrorist lovers, who will only love terrorist homos if they are the same sex as they are because they love homosexuality almost as much as they hate Christianity and God and Christians because we disagree with them on their love of Mulsimism and mexicans and the mexican language as well as Europe and France in specific, mostly because they are all commie bastards over there, which is exactly what the dumbass democrats seem to love these days, so long as they they are getting it up the butt from some muslum terrorist who hates Jesus and isn't going to stand up for the 2nd amendment, which gives me a constitutional right to own a 50 caliber machine gun that I mounted to the top of my house to defend it against the dark skinned people who are going to be coming after my stuff if Barack Osama wins, which I know won't happen because God is on the side of good, just, white, christian republicans and Satan is on the side of those dark skinned homosexual deviants who he has marked with dark skin so that all would know that he has placed his hold on their souls, which will go straight to hell when they die for hating Jesus and for killing millions of babies and for speaking ill of President Bush who was picked by God to lead our country into a great war against the arabs which will result in the end of days as the earth is cooked in hell fire from a hundred thousand nucular bombs!

And Al Franken is a fag:

 

Under pressure from the elite of this country (Demoncrats) Amazon.com has had to reclassify their Barack Obama mask.  Before you could easily find it by searching for "terrorist costume".  Now I can't find it anymore!!  I tried searching for "Uppity negro" and "Sleeper Cell Terrorist" and even "Communist Costume" and I still can't find it.

It used to be easy (click on the image for a larger picture):

Over the last few weeks, people have been questioning me as to why I am 100% sure that Barack Obama is going to lose on November 4th.

The answer is simple.  God will not let a black muslum hethen satan worshiping terrorist become president of His chosen country.

But the answer is a little deeper than that... so allow me to elaborate.

Jesus once said "Stone the homosexuals who shall lay with other men and let them die in pain knowing that their family and seed will also be stoned for their sodomism".   But he also said "God helps those who help themsevles."  Thus, Diebold was born.

Diebold is a company that provides "top quality" election equipment to republican run counties!  But, here is where God helping us comes in, there is no way to verify who voted for who!  :)

Even if devil worshipers WANT to vote for Obama, our friends at Dieblod won't let them make that mistake.  Just read these stories of West Virgina votes being "switched" to McCain from Obama.  Now listen, I won't make a big deal of the fact that these people were trying to elect a terrorist, but then they shouldn't make a big deal of Diebold trying to help them do the right thing by changing their vote to McCain!

This is the great thing about Diebold!  Diebold gives Republican candidates lots and lots of campaign contributions, Republicans force their counties to buy lots and lots of Diebold machines, Diebold machines switch votes to Republicans to make sure they are elected!

It's like the cycle of life.  Beautful!

These real Americans are Christians who love America (Palin and McCain supporters).

They know what happens when you run a negro who isn't a first stringer.  The guy is related to terrorists!

We are going to win this election by a landslide.  Remember, we have God on our side!

 

For some reason people are upset about this billboard:

What?

You can't put a totally truthful billboard up these days without the blacks and the gays getting mad?

What if they put up a billboard that said:

"John McCain is an American hero, and is the most deserving person to be president of the United States, a country he loves, unlike Obama who is a mulsum."

Would THAT billboard cause a problem too??  It's 100% truthful as well!

I just don't get blacks and gays.  They both have it so good. 

In order to keep my quality of living, I had to go to a private university for my undergraduate degree, and then to another private university for my graduate degree.  It cost my Dad countless thousands of dollars!

What do blacks need to do to keep up their quality of living?  Just fill out a form for welfare and food stamps!  How easy is that??

Gays too.  Think about all the money that my wife wastes on crap.  Gays will never ever have that problem!  They get to keep all their money!  It's perfect.

So when I see a billboard like this, I think they should just keep quiet and not speak out.  That is what the founding fathers would want.

 

I don't know why this women, who is clearly a Republican, is saying that she wants Hillary to win, but her comments about the A-Rabs and Blacks are right on the money!

Then vote for a Demon-crat!

This Billboard is 100% right!

Jesus has been sending me dreams showing what will happen if Democrats are elected: basically we all die in nuclear terrorism.  But if we elect Republicans, McCain blows up Iran... WWIII... Jesus comes back.... rapture etc.

Make it happen people!!

 

Apparently there is a great news publication out there called The New Yorker.  Normally I would never read anything from New York as that is one of the focal points of a) democrats, b) homosexuals and c) jews, but I guess I have been really missing out on a great fair and balanced look at politics!

For this latest issue, they have investigated what an Obama presidency would look like and here is what they came up wth:

Notice that Obama appears to have changed back into his favorite clothes: muslums attire.  Also Michelle is now free to take out her black anger in a militant way.  Notice the "terrorist fist jab" they are doing???  They appear to have decorated the oval office with pictures of their mentor: Osama Bin Laden, and they keep warm by burning American flags.

It's good to see that the media is finally picking up on what I have been saying all along!

 

We already knew Obama was a liar.  That is why God shamed him and marked him with colored skin.

But now we have proof!  Behold Obama's birth certificate!

Now all along Barack has said his name was "Barack Hussein Obama" but it turns out it was all a lie!

His real name is....

Barack Hussein Obama II

That's right, he is a Jr!!!

We can't have a Jr in the White House!!!  We believe in originality in the United States.  There has never been a Jr in the White House, and if Jesus has anything to say about it, there never will be!

 

I got this email today.  It shows what appears to be an artists rendering that Obama had comissioned to show how he will redesign the White House.

This is terrible!  How could he do this to our Capital of our Christian Nation?!?

As I said before, there is a lot of evidence that Obama is really just a single man (or maybe partnered with Michelle) Al Qaeda sleeper cell who was instructed to take over the White House and America from inside and turn it Muslum!

I have seen some evidence that suggested that Obama had a special "timer" setup by Osama bin Ladin to trigger Obama into action.  The suggestion was that the trigger was "Once McCain says 'my friends...' 1000 times on CNN begin your mission" and I happen to have gone back and checked and it all matches up.  Just 5 days before Obama announced McCain went on CNN and said "My friends, there is no doubt that we will be out of Iraq within 6 months" and that was his 1000th time saying "my friends".  I think that is more than a coincidence.

New Obama pictures have surfaced:

 

OK folks I have done my job and found you a wonderful site where you can learn all the reasons to hate Obama as the devil he is.

Humanevents.com which has been leading the conservative movement since before we let people like Barack vote and go to schools with us Republicans (so you know they are a good honest Christian based Republican organization) has put together a newsletter so you can learn all the terrible things about Barack Obama!

I think you all need to go sign up for this newsletter so when those hippie liberals start talking about this dark skinned closet-muslum, you can be armed with a whole slew of things to spew back at them. 

Fist off you can use my favorite facts:

1) Obama is black.  God marked black people with dark skin so we could be wary of them and recognize their evil from a distance.

2) Obama is a secret muslum.  If Obama isn't a secret muslum why won't he come out and say "If elected president I will not follow the commands of Osama Bin Laden and destroy the united states."  Why won't he say this???

3) His middle name is Hussein!

After this you can use the knowledge from the Obama Exposed newsletter.

Lets band together people.  If we don't now only will there be a Democrat in the while house, but there will be a black person in the white house.  As Republicans, we can't let this happen! 

 

As a Republican, I can say that I am 100% behind George Bush and John McCains decision to torture people who may or may not have information and/or committed or have been accused of committing, or have the same name as someone who may have committed a crime.

Liberals want to "put them in jail" and "allow them to know what they are being charged with" and "let their family know where they are."  Screw that! 

Who cares if we end up torturing some "innocent people."  After all, who is an "innocent person" anyway?  Liberal act as if it is just random chance that gets these people picked up.  It isn't random!!!

God made me born in the United States because I am a good person.  God made those hethens born in that shit hole called the rest of the world because they are NOT holy!!  You liberals think that just someone born in Iraq could be "innocent" even if they ADMIT they worship ALLAH!!! 

So as far as I am concerned, any "a-rab" that gets tortured probably deserved it, and I am glad to see that George W Bush and John Q. McCain agree with me.

No, a film production company called "Amnesty International" has produced some kick ass videos for 2 reasons.

1) Show Americans how sweet it is to waterboard some muslum who doesn't worship God.

2) Show Muslums what to expect if they ever come into contact with Americans (people of God).

So, enjoy!

AWESOME!!!  The music is sweet and I love how that guy is being drowned!!  Praise Jesus!

 

I keep seeing these stupid graphics all over the internet.

 

What is the point of these?  They are supposed to make you think that the Iraq war isn't worth the money we are paying for it.  But let me tell you, it is WELLLL worth it!  Every dollar!

Think about it...  what IF we sent every kid to a headstart program.  Well, you would have kids growing up in better situations, expecting to have better lives etc.  Who's going to want to live in the ghetto then?  They aren't!  All of a sudden they are going to be like "I am too good for the ghetto" and then they are going to want to move into MY neighborhood!!  Then we are going to get in a legal fight because the board of my gated community is going to be like:

"It's not that we won't allow blacks to live here, it's just that, we aren't interested in you personally living here, and because you are black too that doesn't help things in terms of home values and stuff, you know what I am saying right I mean common brotha you can "dig it" right, it's like think of it this, way one day my kids start hanging out what black kids, the next day its gansta rap, and pretty soon they are getting capped in a drive by!"

So they would call that "discrimination" of course playing the race card, and then we would have a legal problem, and Jessie Jackson would be out in front of my house etc etc etc.

Or take this example:

Oh great that is just what we need, more kids going to college, give me a break.

So what happens when we send more kids to college?  Well first thing is that I am going to have a harder time finding people who are willing to work 60 hours a week for 5.15/hour.  They are going to be like "Thank you for the offer sir, but I have a degree from Purdue University where I majored in industrial engineering and I believe I should receive additional remuneration" and I would be like "God damn you Demon-crats, WTF I need some poor people to do some cheap work, so take this 5.15 and start delivering these pizzas you hippie!".

Not only that, but what happens when all these "college educated people" start trying to take MY job. 

I spent a LOT of money going to private universities, and now some POOR kid gets to come in and have an equal chance for a job like mine just because he "worked hard"!?!?! WTF!!

Finally, think about this.

Barack Obama was once just a stupid black kid with dreams of blowing up American cities in glorious jihad.  We could have dealt with him.  But now, with a college education, he is in a position to possibly take over the world and proclaim America a "Mulsum nation, under Allah, divisible by forces of satan, with no liberity, or justice, for any Christians"!!  All because we let him go to college!

Trust me every dollar spent in Iraq is WORTH it.

Plus, my oil futures are through the ROOF!!! HAHAHAHA OH YES!

WARNING: The following post contains muslum language.  For those of you who agree that looking at this type of writing can cause illness or other harm to come to those of us who are pure of heart you should not read any further!

I wrote an article the other day about how the Jews were doing us proud by getting their military together to kick poor people their land when we can use that land for something better.

But in the comments I found this horrible message:

I guess not even the good internets are safe anymore!

I am flying to DC later today to meet with some people from DHS to talk about what kind of threat this may pose to our country.

Thankfully I have a full set of web logs to help the NSA and CIA find these terrorists and torture the hell out of them!

 

I go on the Internets to look up some news on how well Iraq is going and what do I see for a headline?

Muslims more numerous than Catholics: Vatican

WTF!!

What are we supposed to be doing now you might ask.  Well I have some suggestions we can start on right now. 

First, we can keep up the Bush policy of bringing the war to the Muslums wherever they may be, wheather it be Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Australia or even Birmingham!  If we can bomb these people back to the stone age, or earlier, that will put a big dent in their numbers.

Just think about it!!!  This article says there are 1.3 Billion Muslums.  Bush has single handedly reduced that number by at least a million!  We need to keep that up!

Second, we need to stop getting in the way when these guys want to kill each other.  They call it "genocide", but I think we should call it "population management."  Just let them slaughter each other: no need for the UN "peace keepers".  In fact we should arm both sides, and let them go at it!

Finally, stop sending them aid in the form of food and medicine!!  If we can let 10% of them die from starvation, and another 10% from aids and other stuff, we will be going in the right direction!

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

We all know that we live in the greatest country on Earth (I used them term "we" because only Americans should be reading this blog, NO FOREIGNERS ALLOWED, understand?), and we all know that we have the greatest military in the history of the universe thanks to Jesus.

But every now and then it's nice to get a real understanding for just how much we kick ass.  You screw with America, and we will not just retaliate against you; we won't just retaliate against your country; we might even retaliate against some other countries too; hell we will probably destroy your entire civilization!!!  We follow the word of our Lord Jesus Christ!  You think he would take getting slapped in the face and just turn the other cheek?  Hellz no MFers!

So just take a look at the graph below to realize how awesome we are!

Maybe next time some terrorist wants to bomb our cities or try running for President of the United States they will look at this and realize that they better just let Hillary win the nomination unless they want a storm of bombs to come raining down on their native country.

Click the image to enlarge:

 

Well well well.  It looks like the Democrat/Al Qaeda partnership in computer hackery has struck again!

News reports are coming forward that hackers (Al Qaeda hackers, funded by the Democrats most likely) have hacked into top US government research labs, including Oak Ridge National Lab.  

How did these hackers gain the experience necessary to hack into these facilities?  Well the answer may shock you.

It now appears clear that they used my site as a "test run" for their homosexual hacking agenda!

Back in 2005, LiberalsMustDie was hacked by this same group of Democrat backed Al Qaeda hackers.

They used their access to do the worst possible thing: POSTING GAY PORN!!

Al Qaeda and the Democrats don't agree on everything, like Democrats think God is fake (so they worship satan) and Al Qaeda thing God is called "Allah" and wears a turbin or something, I don't know, it's so crazy.

But what they both agree on is the homosexual terrorists democrtic agenda.  These individuals are called HomoTerroroCrats and they are everywhere, from California to Iran (but not in "Red America", just the blue states).

We need to stop these evil doers!!  First step is to defeat their leader: Barack Hussein Obama! 

Second, we need to elect Republicans to every seat in every office!!!  DO IT NOW!!

 

Well, color me embarassed. All this time I had been "let's invade Iraq" this, "let's nuke Iran that", "lets turn the middle east into a giant sheet of glass," for 1 reason: I wanted Armegeddon to start ASAP, and for that to happen, we need some crazy foreigners to get into a nuclear war with us.

Now, it looks like I might have been targeting the wrong evil crazy foreigners!

President Musharraf, President and General of Pakistan, has announced that he will step down as General if he wins the upcoming election.

Now, what does this mean for us, you might ask.

Well, let me tell you a little about Pakistan. First, they have tons of nukes. I am not sure how they got their nukes, but I think the Democrats gave them a whole bunch back in the 80s just to piss off Vice President George Bush. Second, they (except for Musharraff) hate America more than even the readers of DailyKos.com! I mean, Bin Laden is running his local Obama 08 campaign out of Pakistan right now, so that gives you an idea of how much these guys hate America.

So why is this a good thing? Simple, as soon as they get a new General, he will probably start giving the nukes to terrorists, who will detonate them. A quick "investigation" will show that the Democrats and Pakistan are to blame. We will then nuke them into a million pieces, but not before they kick off some of their nukes at some of our allies. Our allies will respond, and pretty soon we will all be nuking each other: BINGO: ARMEGEDDON!!!

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those people who thought Bush was a "failure" when he is able to bring back Jesus!  Single handedly I might add!

So, how do you know when the rapture will happen?

Here is a hint, it will look like this:

Bring on the War, Bring on the Rapture, Bring on Jesus!!

Oh, and vote Republican in 08 or you will be left behind when the rapture comes!

Just in case there was any doubt in the mind of a suspected terrorist, we will torture you. There is no doubt about it; no need to be coy. Jesus is not happy that you are a terrorist, or that you might be a terrorist, or even that you have possibly been accused of maybe knowning someone who could be a terrorist, or even if you are just a Muslum.

There is no excuse. You could have proven you were not a terrorist before you were snatched by the CIA, so why didn't you do any of them?

Did you change your name, from something terrorist sounding like "Bairak Osama" to something "US friendly" like "George Washington."

Did you donate to the Republican National Committee or GOP.com (God's Own Party)? $2000 would go a long way to show you are Pro-America and Pro-Bush.

Did you give up Muslumism and join a Christian Church? Why not? You want to go to hell??!?

So, if you don't do these things, what can you expect?

The documents show that detainees were hooded, gagged, strangled, beaten with blunt objects, subjected to sleep deprivation and to hot and cold environmental conditions.

"There is no question that U.S. interrogations have resulted in deaths," said Anthony D. Romero, Executive Director of the ACLU.

The autopsy reports list deaths by "strangulation," "asphyxiation" and "blunt force injuries."

So remember, if you think that someone might consider you to be a terrorist suspect, and you don't want to be tortured to death, you might want to take some steps now to avoid the pain!!

Praise the lord!

 

Barak Hussein Osama is claiming that he has raised $25 Million in the first quater.

But why won't he announce how much of that was raised by Americans, and how much of it was donated from foreigners from the middle east and other places of state sponsored terrorism?

If he received a donation directly from Osama Bin Laden, I think we have a right to know.  Don't you??

How much of the $25 Million was contributed by Iran?  How much of it came from the estate of Saddam Hussein (Barack was named after him)?  How much of it came from homosexuals?  We won't know until he turns over his books!!

I think that is the only fair thing to do. Allow the Republican candidates to look over his books and see if there are any instances of terrorist organizations, or muslums donating to his campaign.

For all we know, Obama is accepting money from non-christians to help fund his campaign!! 

Some people will say that we don't need to investigate Obama... that we can "trust" him.

I don't like to give my trust to people who laugh at the highest courts of this country, and refuse to obey the laws of a country that allowed him to live here (he was born in some other country in Africa or the Middle East or something where he went to a terrorist school called "the madrassa").

Obama, you should show more respect!  But you don't care because you are evil!

 

We have all known that Barack Hussein Osama... I mean, Obama, hates the troops. And why shouldn't he? He is one of the enemy, attending a Madrassa as a child!!  How dare he?

Now he wants to make it clear to all Americans that he really hates the troops, and wants them to lose... not just in Iraq, but in every conflict where they might be sent into harms way (Iran).

Last week Obama had this to say:

"[We] should have never been authorized, and should have never been waged, and on which we've now spent $400 billion, and have seen over 3,000 lives of the bravest young Americans wasted."

Really Obama??? WASTED????

How would YOU feel Obama if your kids were sent over to Iraq only to get stuck in a quagmire and eventually be killed trying to mediate a millenia old religious war? Would you think they were wasted then?!?

Actually, if it were you, I'm sure things would be different because your kids would probably be fighting against the United States troops, but that's another story.

Thankfully, this gave us an opportunity to see the difference between the Troop Hating, Homosexual Loving, Blame-America-First Democrats, and the Honorable, God Fearing, Troop Supporting Republicans!

Here is how you respect the troops, courtesy of John McCain:

Americans are very frustrated, and they have every right to be. We've wasted a lot of our most precious treasure, which is American lives.

It is clear that John McCain is a true American patriot, and just as clear that Barack hates America. Maybe it's because he didn't even live in the United States when he grew up??

Let's take another, closer look.

Troop Hater:

We have seen over 3,000 lives of the bravest young Americans wasted.

Honorable Decorated Military Hero:

We've wasted a lot of our most precious treasure, which is American lives.

Thank you Obama for showing the world how you really feel about America!  While you might be trying to get more votes from people who hate America, it will backfire because the rest of us American who love our country, and don't like your kind, will be sure to go to the polls to stop you and your plot to take over the White House.

 

Could simple kites be all it takes to kill or injure hundreds of terrorists?

Based on kite flying festival in Pakistan, the answer is YES!

11 people were killed and over 100 were injured!

At least 11 people died and more than 100 people were injured at an annual spring festival in eastern Pakistan celebrated with the flying of thousands of colourful kites, officials said today.

The deaths and injuries were caused by stray bullets, sharpened kite-strings, electrocution and people falling off rooftops yesterday at the conclusion of the two-day Basant festival, said Ruqia Bano, spokeswoman for emergency service in the city of Lahore.

I hope George Bush reads this and takes it under advisement.  The US could be flying THOUSANDS of kites in Baghdad in a matter of weeks. 

If the math works out, we could have Iraq under control in just a few months of steady terrorist injuries and deaths.

Finally someone willing to speak the truth!

Ginny Brown-Waite (FL-R) is so brave!  Thank God she is defending the constitution.  We have a constitutional right to call Muslums "evil", "hateful" and "terrorists."  It's right there in the Constitution!!

And, she is 100% right.  We can't prove to absolute certainty that ALL Muslums are terrorists, but we sure know that all terrorists are Muslum.

So I say "thank you" Ginny Brown-Waite.  I'm glad to call you a Republican!!

 

They thought they were being clever.

They thought that everyone would be expecting a car bomb.

They thought they had a fool proof plan.

Too bad Jesus saw what they were doing and brought a smack down on them.

3 Militant Muslums were riding their bicycles while carrying a large bomb, which they probably planned on using against US troops.

American forces have been quick to stop car bombs, but would they expect a bicycle bomb?

But even if the Americans didn't see it coming, their biggest ally did.  I'm not talking about Britian!! (See this article on that subject: Blimey, The English Are Bastards!)

I'm talking about Jesus!!

Jesus saw these guys (of course, he sees everything) and he triggered their bomb to go off, killing all of them!!!

POWNED!!!

Oh Jesus... you are just unbelievable!!!  :)

Maybe once the terrorists realize that they are on the wrong side of religion they will wise up, and realize that they can't win against God, and just quit being evil and convert to Christianity.

 

A group called Preparewny.org is putting up billboards like the one below to let everyone know what to expect if Obama wins.

So when someone asks, "Do you support Barack Obama", you should think about what it would be like to have your family killed by terrorists, and then tell them "I will never let Barack kill MY family!"

 

This is soooo awesome!

Cheney's top aide has says that 2007 is ‘The Year Of Iran.’

Not only that, but a U.S. Attack is ‘A Real Possibility’!!!

This is so kick ass.  When all is said and done, GWB could go down in history has being the President who waged the most wars of all time!!

I say this...

Iran wants nukes, well lets give them an up close demonstration.

How about a 50 Mega Ton Bomb right in the capital!!  As the great Jerry Falwell said "Blow them away in the name of GOD!"

 

This article is shocking!!!

Apparently, it is a Muslum tradition to go around cutting their heads, and the heads of children with swords!

Someone needs to find the Obama kids, and make sure that Barack is not savaging them by cutting open their head with his Muslum Saber.

His children are still young enough that they could, even through they are "Obamaians", they could still grow up to be good Christian Republicans. But if we stand by and let Obama attack them in the name of Shiite Muslim saint, Imam Hussein.

Imam Hussein... where have I heard that word before... Hussein.

Oh I know... that is the name of Saddam Hussein, and it's the middle name of Barack Obama, AKA Barack Hussein Obama!

Those kids are in real danger from this man, who may have been brainwashed during his time at a Muslum Madrassa (aka terrorist training school), and someone needs to help them, ASAP!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce the creation of a new website: OsamaLovesObama.com, to address what I consider to be the greatest danger to our country in the last 400 years.

Some say Obama is not a terrorist, and yet he has still not denied it!!

Do you know he was raised in Hawaii???  That is practically a foreign country; half way to China, the original Pearl Harbor bombers!

Like most Dumb-o-crats, Obama thinks that just because he want to Harvard Law, that means that he is smarter than most people, including our President George W. Bush.

Obama wants to fund "science", which is another way of saying that he doesn't believe that the Earth is 6000 years old.

Maybe Obama needs to read his Koran more!!

Also, Obama claims to be black... so let me address this next point in 2 ways, based on color.

If you are white, read the next line.  If you are black, please skip this line and move down to the spot "Blacks start here again".  Don't cheat!

Whites read here
Ok, my fellow white Republicans.  Do you really want to let a black person into the white house??  I mean, remember back when Powell was going to run, and we were like.... oohhhh CRAP!!!  I mean, can you imagine what would happen.  The white house would be filled with "rap music" and "house parties" at all hours, keeping our nation from getting any work done.  Welfare would be extended to everyone, and think of the millions of dollars that you would have to pay in reparations!!!  Have you ever heard of a President sipping on a 40 while meeting with the joint chiefs??  Well that would be our reality!  So let me leave you with one thought "Secretary of Defense 50 Cent".  Is that what you want?  Now, skip over the black section and move down to the bottom.

Blacks start here again 
I want to speak to you blacks, not as a white Republican who has been holding you down so many years, not as a racist, or support of racism, but rather, as a fellow American.  You have been waiting years for a black president.  But I am afraid that I must break the news to you: Obama is half white.  You see, he is truely not black.  He never grew up on welfare, he was living in other counties.  His white mom raised this boy to be as white as the snow.  He is mocking you by calling himself black.  Next time you see Obama, ask him what kind of music he likes.  10 bucks says he doesn't say Gansta Rap.  If you want to support a REAL black man, I suggest you look into a great black man named Alan Keys.  This guy will really make you love the Republican party, and reall make you proud to hate gays.

EVERYONE

Finally, I would just like to point out 3 things that I think are critical reasons why Obama is not qualified to be president:

1. Obama sounds like Osama
2. Barak is an arabic name
3. His middle name is Hussein

Remember to check out OsamaLovesObama.com, which can also be accessed by BarakHusseinObama.com and BarakOsama.com.

Thank you, and remember to support the President, George W. Bush, and vote GOP (God's own party).

This story just shows that Muslums will never appreciate when we do nice things for them.

The survey of 3,850 people in six Arab countries rated President George W. Bush as the most disliked world leader, while the United States and Israel were viewed as significantly greater threats than Iran.

Bush goes in there and gives these idiots Freedom.

But of course they hate Freedom, so they blame him for this being a bad thing.

Then, Bush takes it a step further and tries to save their souls by converting them to Christianity! But do they THANK him for this? No!!! They bitch about Alah and Budah and Zeus or whoever they worship.

I guess they just WANT to go to hell when they die.

I can't believe this!!

Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NY) should be put in front of a firing squad for this!!  It is HIGH TREASON!!!  (Of course he is a Democrat).

Ackerman pointed out, IN PUBLIC, that the US Army is afraid of homosexuals, and mentioned that the terrorists could run us out of Baghdad if they got a platoon of Lesbos to come after us!!

How many brave US servicemen will now die at the hands of a Terrorist Lesbo thanks to Mr. Ackerman?!? 

I just found this awesome piece of legislation, which is suprisingly from one of the states I hate the most, Massachusetts.

PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGS IN CRIMINAL CASES

TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS

CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER

Chapter 272: Section 36. Blasphemy

Section 36. Whoever wilfully blasphemes the holy name of God by denying, cursing or contumeliously reproaching God, his creation, government or final judging of the world, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching or exposing to contempt and ridicule, the holy word of God contained in the holy scriptures shall be punished by imprisonment in jail for not more than one year or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and may also be bound to good behavior.

You hear that Liberals????

1 year in PMITAP, or maybe even a FPMITAP!!!

We need to make this a federal law, so that ALL Atheists and Muslums in ALL 50 states can be thrown in jail!!

Praise God!!

 

Finally, Google gets something right.

I think we need to start asking the tough questions to Barak.

1) Are you now, or have you ever been a member of a Muslum group?

2) Are you currently working with any terrorist organizations?

3) Were you happy with what happened on 9/11?

4) Is it true your middle name is Hussien?

5) Why should you not be thrown in an internment camp with the rest of the terrorists?

 

If you haven't seen the show 24, you need to start watching it RIGHT NOW!!

In fact, I think the Department of Homeland Security just make it manditory for every citizen of this country to watch this show!

There are many lessons about our country and terrorism that we can learn just by watching!  Click on the "Read More" to see my list of Top 10 Lessons of 24.

This is more bad news...

Looks like Muslums are getting ready for the upcoming final showdown between Good (God, Jesus, Christians) and Evil.

But first, it looks like they are increasing their numbers in drastic fashion!

Take France and its neighbors and rank them in order of healthiest fertility rates (2005 official Eurostat figures):

1) France
2) Netherlands
3) Belgium
4) Switzerland
5) Austria
6) Germany
7) Italy
8) Spain

Now rank them in order of highest proportion of Muslims (no central source, but compiled from national data, European Muslim groups, UN and State Dept figures):

1) France
2) Netherlands
3) Belgium
4) Switzerland
5) Austria
6) Germany
7) Italy
8) Spain

OMFG!!!

They are building an Army the old fashioned way!

Christians need to counter this!  Don't you Christians know that it is againt God to use birth control?  Now get out there and start having Christian babies!!

 

This is one of those stories that you just have to read a few times to make sure you are really seeing what you think you are seeing.

Windsor’s Theological Institute in association with the Campbell Baptist Church, have created a series of lectures called "The Deadly Threat of Islam," with individual talks on important subjects like "Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid: The Frightening Facts About Islam."

Now for some reason the Muslums are mad about this. Why?

I'll give my ideas on this, and how we should deal with it after the jump.

This article is really a sign that things in Iraq are going from pretty good, to really good!

'The jihad now is against the Shias, not the Americans'

That means, instead of attacking American troops, the Iraqi Sunnis are just trying to ethnically cleanse their country of the Shias!  Isn't that great news?  Democracy in action!

So long as they are killing each other, and not killing Americans, I think we can count that as a win right?

The one thing about that article I didn't agree with was that Iraqis got all their weapons by looting unprotected depots after the US invasion, and that they continue to get their weapons from Americans for $$.

1) After we invaded we couldn't protect every place.  We needed our troops to protect the Oil Ministry!  Duh. 

2) I don't like the idea of our troops giving weapons to the enemy, but I guess that is the Free Market at work, and I really love the Free Market.  See how efficient it is? 

 

LMD reader "no1" passed the following shocking story on.  It seems that Google has gone from being just another God-hating liberal media organization, to an active supporter of Mulsum terrorists, actually aiding them in their attacks against God-fearing Christians!

Google, you have crossed the line this time!

Before, you were just being pusillanimous, but now, you are casting you lot with the enemy, the muslums!!!

I am writing a letter to George W. Bush and Dick Cheney urging that they name you a terrorist organization.  All they have to do is give the word you can all find youselfs in a dungeon in Egypt having your fingernails ripped out until you confess!  Then you will be sad that you didn't like Freedom and choose to side with the evil-doers who hate Freedom!

Remember, real conservatives use Ask.com!

Q: "Who is the best President Ever?"

A: George W. Bush is the best President ever

We need to have the people working on the missile shield to figure out how to build a bird shield.

We know that Democrats love the Homosexuals, and that Homosexuals love the Democrats.

We also know that Terrorists love the Democrats and Democrats love the Terrorists.

Well, now the final piece of this love triangle has been completed: The Terrorists love the Homosexuals, and the Homosexuals love the Terrorists.

Google Trends (warning: Google is now a member of the liberal media. Never use them, only use Ask.com) "reveals the most popular internet search terms used in different countries in the world – and the results have come as an embarrassment to a broad swathe of African and Muslim countries from Morocco to Pakistan, who turn out to be the world’s most ardent searchers for gay sex."

So, maybe we can FINALLY stop looking at these 3 groups as different parts of the same evil-doer network and realized the truth: that they are all the same group, the same Axis-Of-Evil.

But because that name has already been taken, I think we need a new term to talk about this group of evil-doers.

I suggest: the Homoterrorocrats! ("Homo-terror-o-crats"). Sound good?

I recently received an email from an LMD fan "Bob" asking my opinion on the NSA reading our (your) emails:

On your website for contacting you, you say something about reserving the right to post any e-mails sent to you, but it doesn't matter because the NSA is reading them anyway. Are you for or against the NSA reading your e-mails?

Those who frequent LMD probably already know how I feel about the NSA and the absolutely fantastic job they are doing protecting us from terror.

But for the full breakdown, click on the link below.

When you hear the word Democrats, what do you think of?  Stupid people, liars, idiots, morans?  Those are all right, but there is another: northeast liberal elite. 

And what else is northeast liberal elite: the New York Yankees. 

The connection between the two is so obvious.  Other than the obvoius northeast liberal elite connection, Democrats and Yankees both spend millions of dollars to lose, and the liberal media always thinks they’re both going to win it all. But they almost never do! 

Still not convinced?  Click below for the rest of the article!